I don't want to go to Jury Duty!

On Monday, I got a summons in the mail to go to Jury Duty during finals week. Why during finals week would they send out notices to students to pay their civil service debt to society? We all pray that we never have to serve on a jury, but being held on-call really sucks.

At least those idiots let me reschedule the week I really needed.

I can understand that we need people to be on juries to support the civil and criminal courts, but we all know that we hate the service because you don't want to fart around in a waiting room for your name to ever be called.

Maybe I should make a fun excuse... um... I have irritable bowel syndrome, or I have a problem with controlling my farts.