So here's my list of local Bay Area cities. If you don't understand what it means, you don't read the news or live in the Bay Area:
- San Francisco: ""Home" of disgraced ex-supervisor Ed Jew."
- San Francisco: "Muni sucks."
- San Francisco: "Blaming problems on the Mayor on a daily basis."
- San Francisco: "We've got bums."
- San Francisco: "Locals hate tourists. Get off the Cable Car and don't visit Pier 39."
- Berkeley: "Smokin' weed and the know it all Cal students sleeping in trees."
- Burlingame: "That's our international airport! Why did San Francisco claim it?"
- Oakland: "Who the hell is Mayor Ron Dellums?"
- Oakland: "Birthplace of Kaiser Permanente, damn that's creepy."
- San Jose: "Kickin' San Francisco's butt on a daily basis."
- San Jose: "Home of silicone valleys... we do boob jobs instead of making computer chips these days."
- Daly City: "We still use plastic bags and styrofoam boxes."
- Daly City: "Lower sales tax rate and we've got TARGET!"
- Sausalito: "Small town, expensive toll bridge nearby."
- Milpitas: "Outlet shopping galore."
- Emeryville: "Sold out to IKEA."
